The Wizard of Oz

For a hundred years or so, this story has brought smiles to children the world over. It's a classic story about a Floridian girl and her pain-in-the-ass dog. There are also two road-building aunts, a bitchy neighbor, some shitty weather, a manic scarecrow, a deranged orange picker and a big, hairy pussy... cat. Oh, and the midgets. Don't forget all those midgets. L. Frank Baum may be spinning in his grave, but let's watch anyway...'